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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

Today I went to Lidl to buy an emergency Iceberg lettuce for my sandwich. There were none. I still managed to fill my bag-for-life with cheap meats and booze. Got distracted at the self serve till when manager had to verify I looked over 25 to buy said booze. Mistakenly walked out without paying. Was chased down the high street by security man. Marched back in to pay. Oh, the Shame. Shoplifting from Lidl...of all places...Shirt @lilyandlionel Trousers (old) @ukgap Trainers @vans_europe