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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

Waking up at 5am has its perks. Sunrise watching, empty beaches and bagging the best sun bed spot. Let the sunburn commence

April 5th, 2018

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🌅🌴🕶👦🏼👌🏻jetlag sunrise teenager heartshades jamaica

April 5th, 2018

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‘My Wife booked us a holiday to the Caribbean’.... ‘Jamaica?’ ‘No, she did it of her own accord’...* . . . *I’m aware this joke doesn’t work when I’m telling it and we ARE actually going to Jamaica, but I always liked it

April 4th, 2018

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I’m 45 years old and I still don’t know what to do with my face in photos

April 3rd, 2018

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I bought this jumper while jacked up on high strength caffeine in Venice Beach. In retrospect it looks like that rabbit is evil. Should have bought the big bird coat instead. But it is seasonal and I do love a seasonal knit

April 2nd, 2018

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Bunny shoes 4 life, not just for Easter. In other news, despite warnings, youngest child has consumed entire bag of dried apricots and is now facing the consequences

April 1st, 2018

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This is an accurate artists impression of me on holiday in 3 days time. Minus the coat, knee high socks and cashmere jumper. Hopefully

April 1st, 2018

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🐣NEW BLOG POST!🐣 Which is in no way related to Easter, but it is about my favourite SRING JACKET. A wardrobe must-have and how it goes with almost everything you already own! Link in bio to have a read @toast @me_andem @baukjen @mihjeans @andotherstories @topshop @nextofficialpr @lilyandlionel @newlook @kurtgeiger @thisiswhistles

April 1st, 2018

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They don’t make teen films like this anymore...”I just want them to know they didn’t break me”... Molly Ringwald was my ultimate girl crush and I was totally in love with Andrew McCarthy. But I will forever remain disappointed in her final prom dress design

March 31st, 2018

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Along with white trainers and navy trousers, my other repeat buy offender is the grey sweatshirt. Ideally with some writing on the front. I bought this @lisamacario one from @designmuseum shop. I love the design museum shop. So many things to buy that you never knew you needed. In other news I had another chin fat zapping session with @westlondonaesthetics today. I can really feel a difference. I only took 3 selfies to get one I liked. Usually it’s 23

March 31st, 2018

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At the Football. 2 ladies sat behind us. Blanket over their knees. Thermos and biscuits on the go... “What are your thoughts on Fulham away Linda?” “It’s £35 and a late kick off Brenda, we might be better off going to the pub to watch it and spending the money on gin

March 30th, 2018

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The big Easter balls are up! Or is it just the birthday decorations that still haven’t been taken down since January? Sometimes being a lazy-arse works in your favour

March 30th, 2018

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