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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

Instagram basic bitch guide 101. When in @nopi_restaurant loos you have to take a mirror selfie. In other news I’m having kittens about our cat not having had her kittens yet. In further news did you know that the phrase ‘she’s having kittens’ originates from Medieval times, when women experiencing pain during pregnancy feared they WERE actually having kittens because they may have ‘inadvertently’ eaten something that a male cat had ejaculated on... I kid you not . . . Dress [last year] @marksandspencer Bag @gucci Boots @grensonshoes

March 14th, 2019

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Do you think Kate Bush got ‘Kate’s Bush’ jokes made about her at school? I still get them now . . . Jacket [gift 2018] @setfashion Jumper @bella_freud Bag @gucci Jeans @paige Boots @andotherstories

March 12th, 2019

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I’ve been too busy looking up ‘cat labour symptoms’ on the internet and doing my (business critical) eclair research investigations to take an outfit photo today. So here’s a photo of me in my leather trousers from last week . . . Sunglasses [old] @oldceline Jumper [gift] @johnlewisandpartners Bag @gucci Trousers @johnlewisandpartners Shoes [influenced by @enbrogue ] @vans_europe

March 11th, 2019

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Maybe try texting...

March 11th, 2019

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⚡️NEW BLOG POST⚡️ Bring on the boilersuits! You won’t be able to escape the jumpsuit trend this Spring, I know not everyone will be on board with it, but I’m all for comfy one-piece dressing. I’ve picked out my favourites over on today’s blog post. Link in profile and on stories to read. If you like, then feel free to share

March 10th, 2019

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Went shopping with the teen. He knows that I feel the guilt when I spend money on myself, so he actively encourages big purchases knowing that I’m then more likely to buy him the things he wants. He’s not stupid . . . Glasses [current] @alexisamor.eyewear Coat [gift] @officialfind Jumper [current] @bella_freud from @blackwhitedenim Jeans @paige Boots @givenchyofficial

March 9th, 2019

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We’re on day 7 of kittens watch. I think she’s got about 5 more days to go before she has any and I officially become a crazy cat lady. In other news, sparkly new earrings from @kirstielemarque are my favourite thing . . . Cat [pregnant still, name: Drinks] Cushion [old] @tkmaxx Earrings [gift] @kirstielemarque

March 9th, 2019

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Flashback to my teenage bedroom. When Perms ruled the world... I’m guessing 1989 as it was in 1988 that I developed that lifelong Prince obsession . . Purple Paisley shirt [Kensington Market] Mini tube dress over leggings [Miss Selfridge] Earrings [Clockhouse at C&A] Perm [by my mums friend Linda] Lipstick [Boots 17 Twilight Teaser] Perfume [Dewberry by The Body Shop] Hi Fi Stereo [Argos] . . Now show me yours

March 8th, 2019

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I too am reluctant to go back to my winter knee high socks after ‘Fake Spring’ gave us false hope. So it’s bankles* out while we are still in double figures temperature-wise . . . Trainers [new, bought via @asos on the Piccadilly Line between Hammersmith and Earls Court on Tuesday] @newbalanceuk . . *™️ @enbrogue

March 7th, 2019

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Stop press! I’ve called off the search for the perfect denim boilersuit. The quest to find the perfect chocolate eclair however, still continues . . . Boilersuit [new, linked on stories] @nextofficial Top @cosstores Trainers [gift] @airandgrace

March 6th, 2019

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I saw a girl on the tube today who was wearing a pair of trainers that would go really well with this sweatshirt. By the time I had reached my destination I’d found them online and ordered them. They arrive tomorrow

March 5th, 2019

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Both my children sent me audio clips of them pooing while I was on the way home from work today. I guess I’m just thankful it was only audio . . . Coat [gift] @johnlewisandpartners Jumper [last season] @johnlewisandpartners Jeans [current] @uniqlo_uk Trainers [last season] @goldengoose Bag [gift] @hillandfriends

March 4th, 2019

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