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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

Remember that time 3 years ago when I was in Duran Duran for 26 minutes? (true story) Well, look, I found the band press photo

February 15th, 2018

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Smart for no reason. It feels practically tropical today. Word on the street is that we might make double figures today

February 15th, 2018

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These are the world’s most elaborately appropriate Valentine’s Day shoes. I will fight anyone who says otherwise

February 14th, 2018

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You can keep your pancakes. I’ve got a nutty Espresso Martini and the world’s Best home-made ‘Crunchie’ dessert in @theshed_resto One of my favourite restaurants in London

February 13th, 2018

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The ONLY good thing about this crappy weather is that I still get to wear polo necks that help cover a saggy under-chin. Plus this @hm coat, which was, hands down, my best buy of last year

February 13th, 2018

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Perhaps another reason I always look to the right is because the plant to my left is a disgrace. It’s half dead and someone has started using it as a bin. Must up my game and get a proper middle class Bay Tree or something

February 12th, 2018

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Did I need a new pair of trainers? No, absolutely not. Were they 75% off in the dregs of the sale? Yes. Could I resist? No, clearly not. I’m a sucker for a bargain

February 12th, 2018

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Today I’ve learnt 2 things. That ‘Etoiles’ means ‘Stars’ in French (a happy coincidence I paired these jeans with this sweatshirt). I’ve also learnt that one of my wonderful children drew a cock and balls (in a heart — nice touch) in the condensation on the car back window. With what looks like the words ‘Penis Fever’ underneath

February 11th, 2018

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💝NEW BLOG POST!💝 It’s not quite Valentines themed, as that’s not really my bag, but there is a lot of pink. Pink I can get onboard with. In moderation. Link in profile if you’d like to read

February 11th, 2018

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A grey day. A 1–1 draw at the Football and a very smelly bus ride home. Edward told me (too loudly) that he was sure the lady on the seat opposite had actually pooed in her pants. It was the way she was sitting, apparently

February 10th, 2018

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FFS

February 10th, 2018

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I look fabulous 👍🏻

February 9th, 2018

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