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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

New favourite perfume alert! I feel like I’m cheating on Jo Malone, but this one is just so nice, it’s like all Autumnal and Woody and stuff. Do you change your perfume according to the seasons? It’s now my new ‘thing’. I can’t stop sniffing myself. People on the bus probably think I’m weird, but I’ll never be the weirdest person on the bus. The bus attracts weirdos. Believe me. I’ve stood next to most of them, and I’ll tell you something else, they certainly don’t smell as good as I do