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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

Last one from Paris. I have learnt never to get a taxi from the train station (huge rip off). That I can drink pretty solidly during all waking hours if I put my mind to it. That you can never have enough cold meat and cheese platters. That I can still do a handstand. That French people love David Guetta and that berets suit EVERYONE