Instagram basic bitch guide 101. When in @nopi_restaurant loos you have to take a mirror selfie. In other news I’m having kittens about our cat not having had her kittens yet. In further news did you know that the phrase ‘she’s having kittens’ originates from Medieval times, when women experiencing pain during pregnancy feared they WERE actually having kittens because they may have ‘inadvertently’ eaten something that a male cat had ejaculated on... I kid you not . . . Dress [last year] @marksandspencer Bag @gucci Boots @grensonshoes