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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

I’m not sure if this is the same for the rest of the country, but here in London there is now a really annoying announcement on the buses that says, ‘Please hold on, the bus is about to move’. This happens Every.Single.Time it moves away from a bus stop. What they fail to say is ‘please hold on at all times, as this bus is liable to stop suddenly without any warning and you will end up in the lap of a rather angry looking man who quite possibly escaped from prison this morning