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I spent it all on clothes by the looks of things...

‘Hey, Balenciaga, can I copy your homework?’ ‘Ok Calvin, but just change it up a bit so you don’t get in trouble’... . I know these will repel many people but I’m nothing if not a fashion victim, and right now I’m not quite prepared to spend £600 on the originals . . . Trainers @calvinklein from @officeshoes