Here she is. Yes, I was drunk when I bought her. No, she’s not going back. Yes, she was expensive. No, I can’t really afford her. Yes, she will last forever (and I promise to wear enough times so the cost-per-wear will be practically nothing). Yes, I love her . . . P.S. @preloveddesignersale a big box of stuff will be coming to you next month so I can pay my credit card off!