This post has been mostly inspired by the $10 vintage red dress I bought here on holiday in Vancouver. It is 100% not inspired by that terrible ‘Lady In Red’ song. I’ve never liked that song. Chris De Burgh was a wholly unattractive pop star with a terrible haircut and bad suits. He rhymed ‘Dance’ with ‘Romance’ and ‘Given half a chance’ FFS. It was unacceptable, even for the ’80s. I don’t believe Princess Di ever liked that song either, she just used it as a cover so Prince Charles wouldn’t get jealous about her enduring love for the much more attractive Duran Duran. John Taylor would have been her favourite. He was everyone’s favourite…
